EMERALD ROSE: SONG LYRICS
all lyrics (c) Emerald Rose 1998-2004 except where noted
A tale of semi-divine visitation.
VAMPIRE GIRL FROM ORN
She came from outer space
She landed in a crater
We said, "Take you to our leader?"
She said, "Maybe later..."
She was five foot six, and nothin' short of stunning
Had the kind of legs that would get your motor running
The Vampire Girl
The Vampire Girl from the Planet Orn
She came to town
Her skirt it was a scandal
To all the local boys, she said
"How much can ya handle?"
Billy Lee, he fell into her clutches
To this day, he only walks with crutches
The Vampire Girl
The Vampire Girl from the Planet Orn
Bobby was the village Casanova
Twenty minutes with her and his career was over
Handsome Jack, she kept from dawn to dusk
We found him by the roadside, a dessicated husk
from the Vampire Girl
The Vampire Girl from the Planet Orn
Everybody wondered if the man was ever born
Who could satisfy her cravings from the evening to the morn
Anyone who tried was met with shame and scorn
It was Wierd Harry who married the Vampire Girl from Orn
The wives and girlfriends, they formed a little posse
Went to have a talk with this new town hussy
They went in, ready for some crushing
When they came on out, they were gigglin' and a blushin'
The Vampire Girl
The Vampire Girl from the Planet Orn
Three at a time, oh man the girl was scary
She finally ran across Old Weird Harry
He was skinny, his knees they were all knobbly
But three days later he wasn't even wobbly from the
Vampire Girl
The Vampire Girl from the Planet Orn
He had her number, everyone could tell
A few days later we were hearing wedding bells
It wasn't rhino horn, it wasn't Ayurvedic
His secret was a specialty prosthetic
for the Vampire Girl
The Vampire Girl from the Planet Orn
Larry Morris - vocal, bell
Brian "Logan" Sullivan -guitar, vocal
Arthur Hinds - drums & effects
Clyde Gilbert - bass